this weather sucks I have a wedding at 3.00pm and its in a bloody field so can’t wear sunny happy dress and strappy heels as planned due to yet more rain
It became sunny and I wore the shoes, they got a bit stuck in the grass in the marquee, but it was great - they had a wedding cake in the shape of a pirate ship, I fell down a rabbit hole while carrying a tray of drinks and managed not to break any , and barely spilt any, thus being clumsy and deft at the same time
Eat a carrot after drinking it, it’s the antidote to champagne breath. I read it an interview with Graham Norton. Ant, I’m yet to see the chicken roundabout in Norfolk, I still don’t believe it exists.