Hi all you ‘Are You Ready Art Brut’ fans.  I am sitting just here like Barnaby Fudge and wondering when is the next Art Brut UK tour?  What can the management tell us?

after the summer I guess, I wish they would hurry up!

They better come up north too! Or else...well or else I’ll just have to a gig in the south.

I would just like to point out that Barnaby Fudge is in no way affiliated with the above comment. Having been starved of human affection for many years thanks to my harsh but fair ‘slave’ masters I find the insinuation that I would be sitting next to anyone rather offensive.

We’ve got hidden cameras on ya Fudge, we’ve seen you sit. We know you do it. You can’t hide from the truth.

‘Brut, come to Hull again if you like! You can’t imagine how excited I was when I got the ents24 email with “New Art Brut Tour Dates” in the headline, and then opened it and saw the word ‘Hull’...the only gig I went to in my whole first year…