The Popular Table or [Pallet {Distribution] Curve} or (The) Gimmick Hungry Yobs (A line from Death or Glory* which I’m surprised noone has yet taken up as a name.
Or maybe I’m no good at this either**. Damn.
**I do have one really truly good band name but I’m hoarding it away for myself in case I ever need it, ‘cos I’m selfish like that.
*N’ every gimmick hungry yob digging gold from rock ‘n’ roll/
Grabs the mike to tell us he’ll die before he’s sold/
But I believe in this-and it’s been tested by research/
He who fucks nuns will later join the church.